Sylvie Fleury’s rockets and bootsbookmann

After Sylvie.Fleury’s First spaceship to Venus (pack my heels)

I very much like Sylvie Fleury’s rocket installations, perhaps it brings up memories of my childhood and that of a toy rocket that could be propelled into the air by using water pressure. I also had a bird that mechanically flew based on Leonardo da Vinci. Sylvie Fleury compared to Sarah Lucas shows difference, as Fleury focuses on her inner masculine ambitions but she concocts herself as the typical prostitute, her large chewing gum sculpture is really disgusting, I wished she had it installed it clawing off a large glass building in Singapore. Her fur rockets should have been made from clear plexiglass. We want to see what’s inside these vessels. A fur bed, a fur stove, all the amenities. Look its Sylvie, she’s cleaning her window with a windshield wiper….

I’ll take the ride after Sylvie Fleury

Sarah Lucas’ School master’s art homework

After Concrete Boots by Sarah Lucas

School master’s art homework after Idealized smoker’s chest no.2

After Two Fried Eggs and a Kebab

Lucas reclining Au Naturel by feinin

Sarah Lucas is funny, her work are puns on penis envy, I rather live with the possibilities of working in a field so obscure in the minds that resist this glamorous tableau of recycled concepts.

1. large expansive scale work
2. Any reflective surface
3. A scull portrait is necessary, without it you are doomed
4. Animals dissected – Thank you Mr. Hirst
5. Lights in a controlled manner
6. Nudity
7. The phallus and vagina
8. The breast to ass, the mouth to tongue
9. Flagellation or slashing paintings
10. A car used as a sculpture
11. A large mystical puppet
12. Readymades, yes thank you, with out them, I would have never done most of these parodies. I spent not a dime, isn’t that art ?
13. Objects made from precious materials
14. The Christ figure in all forms (Crucifixion, Madonna, Annunciation)
15. Any performance art that entails entrails or risk
16. Death

Mark Wallinger’s Ecce Homo Ω

After Mark Wallinger’s Ecce Homo and Equus Caballus

Winner of the Turner prize in 2007, Mark Wallinger has created a painting of the letter I from Latin alphabet, he neglects my Greek symbol that of Ω.

Isabella Blow’s death mask

They remember as I dreamed…long live Judas

In this feinin of Isabella Blow, I was amused by using a dress worn at a wedding as a hat. The lace was intended as the veil. But many strange things happened. The subject shots were blurred. I got frustrated, the dress will not stay on my head, the wrap kept falling apart, then the camera would not shoot. Compounded with rage and frustration I thrashed the dress and ripped the upper lace from the hem. In the second shot, the coat button fell off and the photograph was out of focus. Then I remembered she took her life.

Isabella Blow’ Wedding Veil

John McCracken’s Minimalist felt plank

After John McCracken’s untitled plank sculpture 1983

John McCracken explains that his art making is a slow process, His handcrafted sculptures are made from wood, then a resin is applied and the surface is polished. McCracken’s objects remind me of the Bauhaus, but he has removed the geometric matrix to its barest and what is left is a simple molecule, a square, a column, a rectangle or cube. Colour, the sculptor says is used as material, finished to its reflective and translucent properties.

The cost of the replica as shown here will cost you $230,500 at Christie’s, I rather spend it on a car.

Martin Creed’s cardboard Item Catalogue

After Martin Cree’s No. 876

After Martin Creed’s No. 121

Everything Is Going To Be Alright…..

Turner prize winner Martin Creed in 2001 made an important discovery, “I think people can make of it what they like. I don’t think it is for me to explain it”

Martin Creed thinks in increments, measurements and timing. In these studies I was overcome by the sense of money, ugly and frivolous. I had experienced opposition making work so silly.

Mathew Barney’s testicular restraint drawings in ink

After Mathew Barney with a brown telephone with a jar of Vaseline

After restraint drawings by Mathew Barney in his kimono resisting his right testicle*

Mathew Barney discussing the purity of his symbol

The New York Times considers Barney as the most important artist of his generation, I totally agree. Known as the acrobatic crossover to a Shenanigan, a pretense, a collective gerbil. Test the cage, remove his wife, and then drink.

* Of course I could not stop laughing at the absurdity of the drawing which I titled, Iron crotch.