Betsy Ross mends her Flag

Ah get so much jook in meh finger, I need Detol fast

Feinin- Hermes – Betsy Ross is mending her Flag which Old Calypso is fraying apart leaving only one colour resembling stained blood red

One evening, La Diablesse and Betsy went to the Queen’s Park Savannah to get some beastly cold coconut water from a vendor you wouldn’t want to be his wife from the way he handled his cutlass. Diablesse was still upset over her failing looks, and for the third week straight she didn’t cause any car wrecks like before when men strained their necks to see her gait.

Across from the street, where the Majestic Seven stood, and fences to protect seven erected RESTORATION IN PROGRESS billboards, Betsy noticed that her beloved flag conceived over the great wars of Independence in !962 was fraying. The symbolic bands of Red, White and Black were separating. This was the home of Mama Dlo’s current husband and something had to be done for such a show of degradation and disrespect.

At the stroke of twelve midnight, Ligahoo and Soucouyant members of the Super Seven whose motto reads, “You tink yuh smart, yuh grave dig already, Shadow waiting at yuh home” fell upon the gates of White Hall. Soucouyant put she Bmobile free minutes after 12pm spell on de sleeping real African guard and wake he quick. Ligahoo, disguise and climb up de flag pole as a manicou, turn and he and he bamsee look down at Soucouyant too, making free calls she self. She calling she neighbour to check in on she skin, if it still hanging.

When de Super Seven arrived by Betsy, Betsy find it strange, why dem two bring she flag in two HiLo bag, is one nation she remember. The rags smelled of oil, gas and Mint printing ink dirty up wit many clawing hands, local and foreign. “Mildred, where de Clorex, meh flag have stubborn stain to remove”.

A State of Emergency – Betsy Ross works throughout the night to finish her task to cover her coffin with her beloved flag, then leaves to work on a two hundred year old year old cloth called, Old Glory

Addendum: Betsy Ross 1752 – 1836 of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, has been credited with assembling the first American flag. I sat in my chair and thought about God, duty and the freedom fighters. The stars left hope for the birth of the confederation of an untied union

Eighth, Ninth Wonder of the World – Micheal Jackson

Under protective Obama glass, Micheal Jackson and Bubbles replaces the Pietà at St. Peters Basilica, Rome

Pope Benedict XVI, a marble duster claimed as with the New York Times, NBC, ABC, CBS, CNN’s sources that could not disclosed their name imparted happily for a trip to Never Neverland after reporting that the Papa went into an emergency session soon after reading Perez Hilton’s misjudgment surrounding His king of kings. He had really descended to the Heavenly Father’s VIP suit. Curtains were drawn as the Pope knelt close to his gramophone and hummed the lyrics to one of the King of Pop’s motifs, Ben sung in German. Sources (marble duster) said that his Holiness teared up, holding an album from his entire collection scattered all over the floor. A tear dropped on a cover and he quickly polished it off clean using his Choir dress.

At midnight plumes of smoke bellowed from the Papa’s residence. This was a signal that the Father had smoked up the chimney with a wad of grade A Jah Mary Jane to soften the pain he suffered for the lost of one of the greatest and known entertainers in the history of the New World before Jesus Christ Superstar. At the same, Greenwich Mean Time, Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II in remembrance was moonwalking in front of her Greek Prince King as she skated across Buckingham’s great Ballroom floors wearing a pair of white diamond studded silk socks, and nothing more…

And as fast as the Martha Stewart’s verdict, the Vatican was shut down to resemble the medieval times as a shroud of Swiss Guards stormed into the St. Peter’s Basilica and removed an old stone carving chipped by an unknown sculptor/ painter, jack of all trades artisan during the Renaissance. Painter here, sculptor there. The Pope ordered the obscene kinda same age mother holding her big grown wimpy son in her lap ART work (There are laws against this you know) to be ground into dust and to be scattered on the floor where the Masterpiece, the Jeff Koon’s statue of Micheal Jackson and chimp, Bubbles stood as a memorial to his life, works and billions of worshiping followers.

Western Hemisphere leaders fail to ratify accord – Summit of the Americas

One of the two cruse ships sunk at the Bay of Sealots, Trinidad

Port of Spain, thebookmann wonder of the world

After what the Prime Minster hoaxed as a historic success, he put his signature on a large florescent pink bristle board card designed by cultural historian, Brian Mc Farlane. The Port of Spain treaty which the host of the Fifth Summit of the Americas solely approved pushed measures that the East Indian Doubles will be now be officially be an African Triniadadiangrenadian delicacy. Western Hemisphere leaders failed to ratify this as it denied the Rights of the Indian.

After the closing ceremony, the Prime Minster’s wife called Dictatoresha, her cousin on her Red Berry North Korean Digicel and spoke in a language unknown to well educated citizens before 1962. The event that took place ten minutes after the two fully loaded Princess Caribbean cruse liners departed from the Port of Spain port is a scene described as hands raised, flag waving, praise d Lawd, Machel Montano soca fête groupie gone bad, as both ships plundered under in the most polluted part of Sealots, submerging the ungrateful delegates after all what her man had worked for, got sick for, and done for them for free. This was followed by bells ringing. Sources pinpoint the Shouter Baptists Mafia was involved.

Danger Danger HM Elizabeth Alexandra Mary II

Warning, warning, warning, CHOGM, do not touch the Queen

The official Royal portrait artist to HM Queen Elizabeth II before Her Majesty sat to be painted

thebookmnann wonder of the world, Port of Spain

Buckingham Palace has issued that for the security of Her Majesty’s protection to the upcoming Commonwealth Heads of Government held later this year in Port of Spain, Trinidad . Her Majesty’s M16 has fitted the Queen with B9 to foil any attempts of an alien touching the Queen, The House of Windsor, Her Majesty, Elizabeth II of the Kingdom of Great Britain. In light of the American alien who wrapped its arm around Her Majesty earlier this year, the Queen reacted with a measure of restrain, diplomacy and composure, citing her good etiquette training which her mother, the Queen Mother had instilled to the favorite child.

Buckingham palace confirms that after the incident, Her Majesty walked calmly away to her quarters and closed the doors behind her, then exposed her true blue blood line. This was followed by Handel’ s Coronation played a bit louder than traditionally before as sounds of a Scotch Decanter was heard thrown against a wall, aimed possibly at a stunning portrait of the Princess of Wales.

Buckingham palace would not deny or confirm this. Audio recordings leaked to the press detected a murmur where Her Majesty uttered between her lips…..Lady, LADY…LADY! My family once owned you, Hey child, eighty three years ago, the World was under my belt. M16 text messaged the Queen soon after. Your Majesty, it states, the alien that touched you turns out to be the wife of Jesus Christ, Michelle, a born again.

Organizers hosting the Commonwealth Heads of Government in Port of Spain were briefed by the British High Commission that a protocol was in placed to halt any familiarity and seemed friendliness by the natives in Her Majesty’s presence at the conference set for November, 2009. M16 has fitted B9 with a hot blue button which at any moment, the Queen, HM Elizabeth Alexandra, Mary the II, may trigger a high level of volts as a reminder to the culprit that never you touch the Queen. I shock your little bum, she said in a fit of laughter.

Obama bids farewell – Summit of the Americas

Treat thyself in deed equal

US President, Barack Obama lifting off from the Queen’s park Savannah, Port of Spain on his secret aircraft, Hotairforce 3

thebookmann wonder of the world
PORT-OF-SPAIN, Trinidad

President Barack Obama departed from the Fifth Summit of the Americas the same way he arrived but with an unexpected twist. The Pentagon released a photograph of the leader of the free World, on what top officials disclosed as a craft projecting an optical illusion. Hotairforce 3 hovered over a large field in Port of Spain as his Secret Service escorted both Mr. Obama and the Head of State, Hillary Rodham Clinton, caught in a moment of Tobago bliss, holding hands skipped towards the basket of the craft. The Venezuelan president, Hugo Chavez cut the ground ropes as the vessel ascending into the Caribbean skies. Chavez waved a small American made paper flag in solidarity and recognition of the progress his South America and North America state counterpart, Barack Obama had achieved during their three day all inclusive package.

An emergency meeting session between the President and Head of State at the Hilton.Talks and pressing deadlines continued in the wee hours in the morning, where both Mr.Obama and Mrs. Clinton looked refreshed to join delegates for the Summit of the Americas for breakfast. Hillary Rodham Clinton beamed ear to ear as her stated the President’s package reassured that her America’s interests were indeed met and we, together look forward to a prosperous future.

The Prime Minster of the small Caribbean island of one, paid not from his personal pocket to host the, CHOGM Fifth Summit of the Americas quickly announced to the Nation, that discussions were on the way with Sintex Industries, a plastics manufacturer in India which could profit over the tons human waste left behind as a gift of appreciation by leaders of the Western Hemisphere. The Sintex, biogas digester can turn human excrement, horse dung and bull’shit into viable fuel that can be used for cooking, generating electricity, or produce natural gas expected to be exported back to United States when the Winter season approaches.

Obama pushes for Human Hunger – Summit of the Americas

Baby, Hillary, Baby, Baby you want to try one? Did you book those Tobago tickets yet?

Barack Obama whisked off to an unenclosed doubles location after the Prime Minster mentioned the island’s morsel to the World at the opening of the fifth Summit of the Americas, Port of Spain

thebookmann wonder of the world: Port of Spain

Washington, a senior delegate from the American contingent issued a statement today over the US president’s unmoving glaze witnessed during the cocoa payol Venezuelan president’s speech. A coy having the likeness of Mr. Obama was positioned in his seat as the US President was whisked off to address more pressing concerning surrounding Human Hunger.

The Cadillac Beast burns pitch in Port of Spain

Most technologically advanced car in the World to protect the US President, but what about our potholes?

The American Presidential limousine, coded, the Beast, specially customized for the Summit of the Americas V, Port of Spain, Trinidad

thebookmann wonder of the world : Port of Spain

The Prime Minster reportedly has completed his customized Foreign use roll on and roll off 2003 Nissan Alma especially shipped in parts from Japan. The car, named, the Caroni, sources confirm has a state of the art automatic gear transmission, air condition and power windows.

The buzz surrounding this car is that it will be used to meet the American President, Barack Obama as they both join a convoy of security Bedford trucks from Piarco airport to the Capital, Port of Spain. Mr. Obama’s had flown in his Cadillac, the Beast for the three day fête summit and it will be driven on the Island’s roads as black as pitch. This will be the first run for a car that is the most technologically advanced in the World to protect Mr. Obama. It includes bullet proof glass, an armoured body, a separate oxygen supply, and a sealed interior to protect against any chemical attack. The latter will be tested as they pass the Beetham Landfill and spanking new wall built on the wrong side of the highway. The beast is rumored to withstand a small rocket-propelled grenade once the President has stepped away safely away from the vehicle. The tires can run flat aptly in time to drilled by the planks embedded with nails, thrown across the Beetham road.

But with all the technology the Beast has in place, Organizers are comcerned over the driver’s ability to react quickly enough to avoid the random potholes. Taxis are outlawed from using the diplomatic route as the small islanders very well know, they are more hazardous to the safety of the US President’ s car than a rocket-propelled grenade attack. This is our little arsenal, the Prime Minster muttered to himself, the amount of hole he go go down in will damage he fancy car, dey did’nt think of dat