Pimp Juice – Trinidad Style

Ah bulling the lower one tonight


Which bull do you like best? A provocative poster at a popular bar, Smokey and Bunty in St. James, Trinidad.

If you are wondering what kind of Bull Trinidadian really men want, it has nothing to do with this tonic drink, but rather to the women crouched or standing in this poster. In Trinidad terms, Bull translated means, Fock which translates to Fuck.


Ah better drink some of dis “ Hard Wine” meh totee soft.

The woman in this poster is quite temping isn’t she? And she is also coy dressed in her Victoria Secret knock off, a white laced unmentionable with a black garter belt to match. What has her attention is the size of the bottle’s girth or by the her man’s gesture as he pats his flaccid totee. The poster is for Carreia, a locally made tonic wine with a concoction of fruits and extracts fortified with Bois Bande. The last ingredient is a popular Caribbean aphrodisiac.


The bark to be seeped with Rum

Bois Bande is the bark extract from the roupela montana proteaceatree like the one in the Botanical Gardens, Port of Spain which the bark has be been totally stripped by locals as far as they hands could reach.
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Overheard conversation:

Decrepit man to the school girl, Gim meh a half fock nah. Half fock may imply fellatio

Totee – Penis

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