Archive for the ‘Parody’ Category

Feinin at Museum of Contemporary Art LA STORE

Peter is only young nuts I have, jelly just finish, dat shark and bake looking good, yuh buy it by meh nephew Richard’s again. Whey, where yuh get dat? Me just make ah LA and buy de same Beach towel, now to find dem selling it here in ah stall I here yuh just set up by de look out. You into counterfeit or what… stueps

This luxurious cotton beach towel measures a staggering 60 × 70 inches and features the work of Scottish painter Peter Doig. Peter is a contemporary artist who uses memory and his Kodak Instamatic as a canvas device. This beautiful beach towel features his recognizable,” Me bading at Blue Basin, de watar cold as ice”; it is a re-occurring theme in his paintings.

Artists towels are it, in contemporary Art

Produced by the Maracas Coconut Vendors Association, M.C.V.A. which funds the Save the Artists Towels Series, 2010*. The collection is part of W.H.E.Y, a commercial venture to sell more of Peter from off the walls, and onto your body, absorbing water from every hidden crevice

Drip dry, image does not run unless bleached

Regular Price: $600.00 TT
Member Price: 10 % off

The Muse of Contemporary Art  LA STORE
After Peter Doig Beach Towel

* Note the errors on their website

Just a reminder that I wet my body for this parody, unfortunately the camera did not pick up.

“Whey” a Trinidadian idiom that describes awe

” Stueps” A physical sound produce between the lips that expresses astonishment or unwanted surprise

David Altmejd’s muse on Western Art

Feinin’s brain after death

David Altmejd is very clever, you just have to look at da Vinci’s anatomical drawings,Bosch’s Garden of Earthly Delight, Michelangelo’s statue of David, Dadaism, death…… by flying shards of glass, with some Jeff and Cicciolina used within a biblical context by his sculptural collages, he is deeply influenced by Damien Hirst.

After David Altmejd the Holes

Tim’s secret designer Elmo – Project Runway 7

The Elmo  K Mart  Clearance Collection

Tim: ” Elmo, surprise, it me honey”

Emilio: “Tim, Tim, did anyone see you? (They embrace) its been over four months Tim homely, how’s my (white johnson)hanging?”

Tim:Heidi wants us to go to Walt Disney Park as the gayest couple, the first for Runway Project.”

Emilio: “That German hoe can’t keep her mouth shut, rumors are she’s going to chose parakeet Jay over that bisexual hybrid dominatrix Meanla.”

Tim: “Lets clear it up Elmo to all the TV land fools out here that our animosity against each other is none of anyone business but Heidi’s. You fell in love with me after I allowed our two extended hours on the burlap challenge to beat Ping’s classic look with a hands on all over your bod, baby critique to what those three drunks are looking for like me inspecting  your Harlem booty. “

Tim: “Emilio, let me give you a little education, carry this as your brand and the entire World would be laughing at you, common sense tells me, its over…

Emilio: “I don’t care what they think Tim homey, everyone is extremely jealous, I have first hand experience, yet exposing those vocal aired love squabbles helped us both, I was so hot then that I urinated on myself, but I did not see any mess over my fabric, I wonder who licked it up?”

Fascist Elmo, where is your secret lover?

Tim: “Do what you ever want with me Elmo, I really don’t see you facing all those people when your models get a fright over your collection, bets now it’s all over with our relationship, and you darling, and all your fascism will be in the recycle bin exported as land fill…”

After Project Runway 7

Feinin at the Whitney Biennial

A version parodying Andy Warhol inspection the art work

Purchased from the Whitney two hour Easter Bunny Sale…

The Whitney explains: ” Jessica Jackson Hutchins explores the relationships between people and objects and how they both form and inform each other. To create this work, Hutchins glued newspaper articles about Barack Obama on the surface of a sofa repurposed from her childhood living room. Ceramic pieces, grouped haphazardly on the couch, can be viewed as surrogates for the people who once sat on its cushions. Couch For a Long Time fuses public and private moments, creating a sense that monumental world events can pervade everyday life.”

“I could not resist”

After Richard Aldrich untitiled, wood on a pedestal

Together with an assemblage, the Whitney writes, Aldrich uses three scrap pieces of wood, which form a vaguely figurative sculpture, the installation embodies abstract autobiographical references in a meticulous, selective approach that characterizes much of his work.

What I’m looking at is content, yes, but what do the folds suggest? After Tauba Auerbach…..

Anthony’s big blue condom gown

Anthony’s elegance look

Project Runway 7

Seth :
Michael: ‘Is this Jiminy Cricket from Walt Disney, and that model you have, who the fuck is she and what modern woman like me would have so many pants suits in my closet?”

Heidi: ” Micheal, I think its time to take away his stud gun.”

Seth: ” I want my Valeria back

Cynthia: “Any common sense person would wear your dress without looking like a clown. Look at them all, do you think Heidi would be caught dead in one besides yours? “

Anthony: “Thank you Cynthia, Michael thinks my dress looks like a big blue condom, something tells me that his papa used one, Anthony bets it was super small and slipped off somewhere smelly and scary ….. I’ll never venture into. And granted you gave me $300 dollars, but Girl, I need some extra, sorry times are hard, why spend all that on raw silk for a one time wear? Would you rather drive here in a MAN MADE Benzs or go all natural on a donkey and cart?.”

Heidi: “Absolutely Ricky Ricardo, Lucy would be so proud.” (In the many attempts to parody Emilio, I found myself soulless)

Emilio: “To answer your question Heidi since you did not asked me directly, I’ll like to take you and Micheal to Walt Disney Park, Nina taste in fashion is a snooze, I think chewing all those coca leaves as a child has affected her sense and sensibility to understand clothing.”

Nina: “I love the Snow White look, lets talk after the show, there are a few alterations to be made. Why should Heidi covet the red carpet ” Worst Dress List” four times running, I want to have the honour this time.”

Michael: ” And its so one-dimensional like you Nina”

Mila: “Why do men, Michael get all the attention…..oh, you’ve one of those fairy things..(she clears her throat) sorry..(then addresses Heidi) I don’t see Emilio wearing his four winning dresses up his ass, at least I wear what I make, not like that soul Greek cap he pretends to be the Know and Know all. Well you’re a loser Emilio, ( tapping him on the shoulder with a yard stick) and why in God’s name would your parents name you after a muppet, Emilio, Elmo, you see any difference? ( She turns to Jay) And why Jay did he not pick me? Why the Big tears, are you sleeping with Anthony again when I saved your fucking ass in the St. Marks look challenge?”

Coco Chanel

You can’t understand fashion if you are told what it entails, glamor need not follow the footsteps after me, for the sake of looking your best, art caps it all *

* This brings an end of myself parodying a woman

Jonathan’s drapery dress – Runway Project 7

Ping sets standards – Curtain boobs wraps are in

Top boobs model at Merci des Benz show room, Frankfurt, Germany

Red carpet Heidi 360º look; ” I’m dropping that Emilio / Jesus / dress for this short sexy one by Jonathan, Brandice should see that having “big” boobs makes all the difference. My husband, Scar has his “big” down there, at times I can’t even walk straight in any dress. ”

Runway Project – Mila’s Pocahontas dress

If fools you think, fools we’re not

Mode style the latest glamour for the 1920’s

Brandice, ” this dress is something I’ve always wanted” designed by Mila

Brandice, “This is so much better than nearly tripping in that dress before.” Low Model walks to the centre of the catwalk, disrobes and assembles an Indian tent. A first for Project runway

Judges of Runway Project episode 10, Heidi Klum and Michelle Barack Obama

Barack: “Heidi Heidi Hoe, Sister Franklin lent Prez super Air force 1 fly her Jemima bow head tie, I’m kicking with you honey tonight , lets see some chain fence twat on that upscale catwalk…”

Emergency phone: ” Yes babes, I borrowed your shawl from your prized Jacqueline K closet. Is the country running OK? Is there anything more, cause you’re holding up my nuke, guess whose next line…”

Barack: ” I think Mila’s dress could be winter covers for NASA’s space shuttle rocket boosters”

Heidi: I like that Brandice took the initiative to carry a spare scissor to cut herself out of that dress”