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The Trinandad + Timetogo Flime Festival, 2010
Ah Chris star far Cosy eh imposer at the official Poster festival launch
Flime maker Chris star far Cosy eh released to the public, the official poster of the Trinandad + Timetogo Flime Festival, 2010. Cosy eh maco de girls at unsaintly Judas school for de elite. Threw ah window, he witness de blackest offcast with bright eye. Boldface as usual, he unannounce heself as ah Flime maker to de spinster, catching de Maddar jorting down two High High never Low Rosary fowl.
Maddar French Creole/mixed/Chinese break for to back door tinking is dem who come for she over de ah bustive reports from dem all who des brush in secret from Rome….After praying and expelling she sins, to de (ah go get yuh went yuh reach), de lawld say, ” You my child refuse to obey me, flush de toilet and watch yuh hands”
Like ah Rubaducky Victor politician, Cosy eh confuse de Maddar one time, citing de scripture wit words she never hear, ah example,”I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery; Eh, de woman bawl, you is ah pretending Muslim?
Cosy eh, “Red, well developed, busty, solid, thick get deported to Canada, too much nationality, eh better jump de gate and escape from dat zammie just behind yuh” Head Nun, French Creole/mixed/Chinese, “Very dark Black dough let dat brown skin wit ah crutch corrupt yuh poom poom, dat is mine, remember…..I bless it since yuh young”
Taximan douglarish mix, a good-looking hustler, and a wheeler dealer, ” Very dark black, let we suck tongue nah, and dough close yuh leg like Bible, meh totee fighting to get in. Chris star far Cosy eh fliming ah blues. Ah breaking, use meh Ponds napkin to wipe up de blood clot from meh seat”
Muscular and tough, “French Creole/mixed/chinese yuh could squeeze in dis male whorehouse client, 40s, fat, big-bellied? ” French Creole/mixed/Chinese, “Is two night shift I already take, Very dark black could cover meh dis time…”
Pinkie, Indian, married to a farmer. She has a young baby, “Dem filmmaker rightous see I star spiffing me fresh herb infront of imposters, Jamaica I born. jah Jamaica breed when parent travel dem India sea to me bless soil wit blue mountain snow, when dem clot in Trinadad dismiss dem selves, as one, unite I stand Jamaica queen. Jamaica twin sister Tobago fighting zealous bloodclots who dere rape dem pride …..Jah Tobago Jah, no sister no cry”
a hardworking young farmer, ” Pinkie trap meh and she faddar give we ah cutlass wedding, I glad I not stereotype to be ah Indian cause I is ah hardworking farmer, and eh like dem who catch de niggeritis CPEP fever to reap road weed. Now I force to brush wit meh wife friend, Red, well developed (busty,) solid thick, dem Canada export she back in as lree trade import”
The star characters
It should be noted that these character stereotypes are based on the actual cast call for a film to be produced in Trinidad by Frances-Anne Solomon and Oonya Kempadoo, and aptly for the Trinidad and Tobago Film Festival, 2010. The poster artist selected for the festival this year is Christopher Cozier
Peter is only young nuts I have, jelly just finish, dat shark and bake looking good, yuh buy it by meh nephew Richard’s again. Whey, where yuh get dat? Me just make ah LA and buy de same Beach towel, now to find dem selling it here in ah stall I here yuh just set up by de look out. You into counterfeit or what… stueps
This luxurious cotton beach towel measures a staggering 60 × 70 inches and features the work of Scottish painter Peter Doig. Peter is a contemporary artist who uses memory and his Kodak Instamatic as a canvas device. This beautiful beach towel features his recognizable,” Me bading at Blue Basin, de watar cold as ice”; it is a re-occurring theme in his paintings.
Produced by the Maracas Coconut Vendors Association, M.C.V.A. which funds the Save the Artists Towels Series, 2010*. The collection is part of W.H.E.Y, a commercial venture to sell more of Peter from off the walls, and onto your body, absorbing water from every hidden crevice
Regular Price: $600.00 TT
Member Price: 10 % off
The Muse of Contemporary Art LA STORE
After Peter Doig Beach Towel
* Note the errors on their website
Just a reminder that I wet my body for this parody, unfortunately the camera did not pick up.
“Whey” a Trinidadian idiom that describes awe
” Stueps” A physical sound produce between the lips that expresses astonishment or unwanted surprise
Purchased from the Whitney two hour Easter Bunny Sale…
The Whitney explains: ” Jessica Jackson Hutchins explores the relationships between people and objects and how they both form and inform each other. To create this work, Hutchins glued newspaper articles about Barack Obama on the surface of a sofa repurposed from her childhood living room. Ceramic pieces, grouped haphazardly on the couch, can be viewed as surrogates for the people who once sat on its cushions. Couch For a Long Time fuses public and private moments, creating a sense that monumental world events can pervade everyday life.”
“I could not resist”
Together with an assemblage, the Whitney writes, Aldrich uses three scrap pieces of wood, which form a vaguely figurative sculpture, the installation embodies abstract autobiographical references in a meticulous, selective approach that characterizes much of his work.
What I’m looking at is content, yes, but what do the folds suggest? After Tauba Auerbach…..
Treat thyself in deed equal
US President, Barack Obama lifting off from the Queen’s park Savannah, Port of Spain on his secret aircraft, Hotairforce 3
thebookmann wonder of the world
President Barack Obama departed from the Fifth Summit of the Americas the same way he arrived but with an unexpected twist. The Pentagon released a photograph of the leader of the free World, on what top officials disclosed as a craft projecting an optical illusion. Hotairforce 3 hovered over a large field in Port of Spain as his Secret Service escorted both Mr. Obama and the Head of State, Hillary Rodham Clinton, caught in a moment of Tobago bliss, holding hands skipped towards the basket of the craft. The Venezuelan president, Hugo Chavez cut the ground ropes as the vessel ascending into the Caribbean skies. Chavez waved a small American made paper flag in solidarity and recognition of the progress his South America and North America state counterpart, Barack Obama had achieved during their three day all inclusive package.
An emergency meeting session between the President and Head of State at the Hilton.Talks and pressing deadlines continued in the wee hours in the morning, where both Mr.Obama and Mrs. Clinton looked refreshed to join delegates for the Summit of the Americas for breakfast. Hillary Rodham Clinton beamed ear to ear as she stated the President’s package reassured that her America’s interests were indeed met and we, together look forward to a prosperous future.
The Prime Minster of the small Caribbean island of one, paid not from his personal pocket to host the, CHOGM Fifth Summit of the Americas quickly announced to the Nation, that discussions were on the way with Sintex Industries, a plastics manufacturer in India which could profit over the tons of human waste left behind as a gift of appreciation by leaders of the Western Hemisphere. The Sintex, biogas digester can turn human excrement, horse dung and bull’shit into viable fuel that can be used for cooking, generating electricity, or produce natural gas expected to be exported back to United States when the Winter season approaches.